I’ve been a fan of Andy Sanberg since he came out with the digital short Lazy Sunday back in 2005. His comedy troupe, the Lonely Island, have tapped comedic genius once again with their new single “Jizz in my pants.”

I’ve been wanting to create a simple program using my knowledge of Java that could encrypt text documents using an established cryptology standard. The result after a couple hours exploring the Java crypto library and coding work is the JVisual File Encryption! It is very basic and the functions...