Doorman Mike takes bets now
The office Slack bot got a /bet command that talks him into paper bets on live Kalshi markets with his boat fund, and keeping fake money honest turned out to be real work.
da blog / side-projects
Posts tagged “side-projects”.
The URL dashboard writes its own weekly recap now
KevTools' URL summaries page traded three domain charts for a weekly digest written by Workers AI and a random image from the archive, all inside Cloudflare's free tier.
My 404 page is a black hole
I built an entire blog before remembering that URLs can be wrong. The fix involved general relativity.
KevTools: finally doing something with a decade of Slack data
The origin story of KevTools: how years of Doorman Slack Bot data became a workspace of dashboards on Cloudflare Workers, and what I learned building it.
Building Fart Blaster Man
What a jetpack-powered flatulence game taught me about physics engines, Java bytecode archaeology, and making sounds play on an iPhone.